Borrowing From Girls Gone Wild.

I think I'm going to steal the idea behind Girls Gone Wild. Except mine will be slightly different as to avoid copyright infringement. It will be a DVD series about home renovation featuring the kitchen called Floors Gone Tiled.

Shortly thereafter, when the success allows me to build upon my franchise, a new series about boring museum visits will debut.

Tours Gone Mild.

Maybe get a little crazy with the makeover fad. Curls Gone Styled.

If you would like to pre-order your copy just pay my bar tab.

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