The Winchester

To quote Jim Carrey in The Cable Guy : "I don't know what the big fuss is about... It ruled!" Detractors, shut it. I just saw Transformers . Seriously, I got out of the theater at 3:17pm today. I had pretzel bites with mustard and a Coke. I also had a Fan-Boy orgasm that lasted as long as the movie did. This movie rocked . It was awesome. It was a spectacle among spectacles. Whether or not you like Michael Bay is irrelevant. The movie is good, naysayers be damned. Allow me to address several of the Reasons Not To Like Transformers that I have read or heard from various people. Some from reviews on Ain't It Cool News , others from Comingsoon.net , and a few other sources. This is not to say those sites only showcased negative reviews. Far from it, they had several positive as well. One of these is No Character Development. This is a dumb complaint for two reasons. One, the only human character you really need to care about is Sam Witwicky, played by Shia LaBeouf . T...

Not a Transformers review, just a small part of a Transformers review. Ain't It Cool News has several on their site, some with spoilers and some without. I only read the reviews without spoilers, as I would rather find out the important stuff by watching the movie. I do like to read the regular reviews on their site, as many are posted by fanboys such as myself. So below is the greatest compliment I've ever seen a movie get by someone. Click on the quote and it will take you to the review itself. "It was awesome. It was like a big honking slice of Awesome-toast buttered on both sides with awesome. It was a double serving of Hell Fucking Yeah with a side order of OMFG. If you are pumped for this, if you are ready to embrace this, if you want nothing more than to see mind blowing action unlike anything you have ever witnessed, then you will shit your shorts and giggle like a fucking school girl." If that isn't a shining, glowing endorsement to go see Transform...